February 2012
jadderpillar:
covering the answers of your test when the teacher walks by so she cant see how stupid you are
things i’m not good at
eye contact
conversing one on one with somebody
life
maths teacher: (7x-2)^(1/3) + (7x+5)^(1/3) = 3
avril lavinge: why do you have to go and make things so complicated
“Do what you do because you love to do it. Not for anyone else or any impression....”
– Tay Jardine (via bakedlunchbox)
iamtaylorjardine:
when you listen to your favourite band and you have this warm feeling in your stomach because their music makes you so happy and you’re so proud of them and you love them more than anything
getagripgetout:
another day of school
another day closer to warped
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
thatartyholmesian:
g y
a a y
a a y y
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ineedtogetpaid:
“i hate my life” the angry blogger types on their 15” macbook pro on their king sized bed in their air conditioned 3 story home in suburban america.
holocaustpizza:
spell out ihop
then say ness
unsexual:
if u delete the space in flo rida its florida which is a state in america omG
atheistmingle2:
what if air suddenly just turned into corn on the cob
beyoncebeytwice:
when i see a pregnant woman i can never think “aw how sweet she’s bringing a new life into this world what a beautiful thing” all i seem to be able to focus on is that fact that she and a significant other had sex and then i can never look at her the same
tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
newy0rksydi:
plot twist: shakira’s hips actually are lying
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theofficialtimtebow:
my suicide note
wet socks
hair getting stuck in zipper
skrillex
teens who think they’re deep
school
math
there’s no food in the fridge
yolo
“Open this Pitt up”
– Surgeon operating on Brad Pitt (via ineedtogetpaid)
annefranksgasmask:
if my daughter ever become obsessed with horses im going to send her to ethiopia until she behaves
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me during the day: wow i'm so tired i think it's time for a six hour nap
me at night: i'm kinda in the mood for a swim
1 tag
person: hey i like your hair
me: thanks i grow it myself
person: *dies from laughter because it is the best response of the year*
me: oh hey i won an oscar
Me: omg I don't have any money at all, I am so broke.
Your favourite bands: DID YOU HEAR THAT? THEY HAVE NO MONEY, HURRY LETS TOUR THEIR COUNTRY.
everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
me: band merch.
everyone: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
entire class: *packs up things*
teacher: dont pack up yet we still have 17 seconds left
Watchuuufo:
what
